Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you’re alive. Do you know where 1640 Riverside- Alright, let’s set your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I’m gonna send you back at exactly the same time. It’s be like you never left. Now, I painted a white line on the street way over there, that’s where you start from. I’ve calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and 22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? No, Doc. Welcome to my latest experiment. It’s the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.

Watch this. Not me, the car, the car. My calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your gonna see some serious shit. Watch this, watch this. Ha, what did I tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour. The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds. What’s that thing he’s on? After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. I know, and all I could say is I’m sorry. Here you go, lady. There’s a quarter.

Doc. Oh, you mean how you’re supposed to act on a first date. What about George? Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick, plutonium. He’s a peeping tom. Dad.

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