A colored mayor, that’ll be the day. Right, gimme a Pepsi free. No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer’s here, we’re gonna take the new truck for a spin. Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? Oh yes sir.

Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas’s progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas… I’ll call you tonight. Uh listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is? Is she pretty? Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I’m out for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after.

So you’re my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. It’s about the future, isn’t it? Jesus, you smoke too? I can’t believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a blindspot. I could’ve been killed. Uh?

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